Hello,
I am the invention called Jessica.
Your average dreamer living a nightmare.
If you don't like me, make it known, because I don't give a fuck.
No, I'm not gay, or bi.
But I would stand up for someone that was before any straight person.
I'm always willing to give advice,
Oh, and if you're here to judge me, leave now.
(5T4S)

 

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

I don’t understand why when we destroy something created by man we call it vandalism, but when we destroy something created by nature we call it progress.

Ed Begley. Actor, environmentalist (via purplebuddhaproject)

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

officialbeaubokan:

if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot

kardashy:

my friends grandma got her something from hollister as a gift but apparently she didnt like the shirtless guy on the bag so she sewed a shirt on it

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